Wait, did I miss something? When did Rocker get a ring, let alone multiple rings to warrant his pluracy?

You're not wrong.

Oh, I get it...that was a white guy joke, right?

"But what I want to know is… what benefit is this to Adam Schefter? Schefter knows damn well those contract parameters are garbage. Why is he reporting them? Why wouldn't he just say they've agreed to an extension and then break the actual details when they're worked out?"

Hopefully those weren't the same sources that reported that the Yankees traded for Marlon Byrd.

As a Yankee fan, I hated Pedro. At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hated him. But dammit, did I respect him.

I'm never upset to see any non-blind person who wears sunglasses indoors lose at anything.

Anyone who takes up more than one parking spot gets a fastball to the dome. No ribs...straight to beanballs.

It would actually be the exact opposite of what ESPN has turned into.

Of course, there will always be room for dick and fart jokes too.

It would cover sports, period. No politics, no social issues, no cross posts from Jezebel and nothing TMZ-ish. And no soccer.

I'm just curious...nobody takes this show or these guys seriously, right? I sincerely hope not.

Hey! You're not GuyWhoTakesEverythingTooLiterally.

You win the interweb.

He looks almost exactly as I expected him to. The only thing missing is the beard.

I was just about to post "Where is GuyWhoTakesEverythingTooLiterally?" and sure enough...

GuyWhoTakesEverythingTooLiterally is my new favorite Deadspin commenter.

Considering this is Los Angeles, I wonder how many "emotional distress" lawsuits will spring from this.

Snyder's going about this all wrong. Just give them a wagonload of beads, take their land and then build the park yourself.

Don't worry...I got it.