"Please do not bid if you have stage fright."

Cool picture of randy moss.

Yeah. According to the team, the cat will be throwing out a hair ball.

Cart path only, sir.

You talk about a Nietzsche market. Jeez.

Brings new meaning to, "Eating burritos like the Dickens."

Now I'm ashamed of falling for their "Buy 3 Burrito Bowls, get a free library membership" promotion. Fool me once...

Finally!

A bear ruins another attempt at nabbing Rob Ford.

Dude, they've been doing Magic Eye posters since the 90s. Get with it.

That dog is the toughest soccer player I've ever seen.

Get it on.

Have the Cubs said whether or not they would start requiring their mascot to wear these?

I wore these while using a training parachute one time and they made a movie out of it.

I liked that he had the presence of mind for a James Brown homage on his way out of consciousness.

To defend my fellow Blues fans, it's been a standing tradition to have a couple boobs in the building every game since Mike Keenan and Tony Twist were on the payroll at the same time.

...and they're playing at the ScotTRADE Center. How insensitive.

It was Jim's idea.