I can’t believe it took you guys this long to be on this. I’m sure the whole newsroom is jumping for joy over this gift to Cardinals haters.

St. Louis had been trying this for decades.

You guys are usually really good at trolling the Cardinals. This is not your best work.

Also a master of the own-goal. One of the weirdest of all time.

“Papi, there’s a green monster in the closet.”

Eat it, Piazza.

Marlins Man as next press secretary.

Sounds like the opening line to a Dropkick Murphys song.

I hope the people over at bad lip reading redo this to include everything he wants to hang on his pegboard that he’s getting installed on Monday.

Gin blossoms haven’t been as prominent in the White House since 1993, when people thought the lyrics were “Hey Chelsea”.

This is the best thing Pronger has done since stealing all the Blackhawks cup finals pucks.

I bet he wears his new hat out polar bear clubbin’.

Bo didn’t know.

If you don’t make Ovechkin’s robe photo into a photoshop contest, I’m going to make it to Kinja a give you a big body check.

“...but as for me and grandpa... we believe.”

Step 1: Always say, “I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl” when heading to the restroom

No way he does that if a camera isn’t there.