Now I'm ashamed of falling for their "Buy 3 Burrito Bowls, get a free library membership" promotion. Fool me once...

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Finally!

A bear ruins another attempt at nabbing Rob Ford.

Dude, they've been doing Magic Eye posters since the 90s. Get with it.

That dog is the toughest soccer player I've ever seen.

Get it on.

Have the Cubs said whether or not they would start requiring their mascot to wear these?

I wore these while using a training parachute one time and they made a movie out of it.

Wait... I though TARPs were supposed to build stadiums.

To defend my fellow Blues fans, it's been a standing tradition to have a couple boobs in the building every game since Mike Keenan and Tony Twist were on the payroll at the same time.

...and they're playing at the ScotTRADE Center. How insensitive.

We get our Big Johnson t-shirts at the Lake of the Ozarks, thanks.

It was Jim's idea.

What a shame. Everyone knows that St. Louis is the most sweatpantsed city in America.

"I saw the Werewolf of Wall Street. His hair was perfect."

Great news for the Ottoman Empire team!

Frog Man