I didn’t laugh when he wacked himself in the head and went down.

nova does dance on the sand

With any luck, one day he may own the Charlotte Hornets of Delaware.

Hugs.

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

Actually, that example’s off, since that was UCONN’s first loss of the season. So maybe more like scoring a touchdown as time expires to win the AFC/NFC Championship over a team that was 17-0 going into the game, and then scoring a similar touchdown in the Super Bowl. That’s the best I’ve got.

That’s not true.

Fine

The Astros LITERALLY gave him a free base if he bunted down the third base line, but nope, pop fly to left.

Those are Wes and Mark’s pieces? Believe it or not, individual writers disagree on things. (I think we have a whole video series to that effect.)

I missed the end of the game. At the final buzzer did Grayson Allen shriek and transform into a flock of blackbirds?

It’s almost like Deadspin ignored the Sixers for a decade, then decided they were experts on something they never had any fuckin clue what they were talking about, and their readers had Stockholm Syndrome for believing every anti-Hinkie hit piece along the way.

Imagine if the Wright brother’s never strayed from bicycles...

You only say that because they were founded by a polling fir and their original mascot was the margin of error.

Wait, they’re actually a school? I thought they were a polling firm.

Hamer Al-Gingr doesn’t sell out. He buys in.

The Heat should just make those sweet Miami Vice alternate jerseys permanent.

The “Dirty Money” docu-series on Netflix did a great job explaining how the cheat device worked and how high up at VW the cheating scheme went. Essentially the cheat device activated when the front wheels were straight (as on a dyno). It wasn’t until they tested tailpipe emissions while driving that it became clear VW…

It looks like they’re actually paying close attention to the laws if you ask me.

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