If you find one, get the cement gray! That is the coolest color I’ve seen on a car in a while.

There’s the Macan, GLA/GLE Coupe/GLC, Audi Q3, BMW X1...all of these check those 3 boxes, and the segment sells pretty well. One thing missing is the “luxury” box on the Subaru, even if you argue that the aforementioned really aren’t that luxurious even.

NBC wants me to turn off adblocker to see two guys get their balls near each other? What is this 1990's cable?

I really like the cars and coffee edition

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

He has to pinch every penny he can so that he can continue turning downtown Detroit into his own personal fiefdom.

I can’t imagine that this isn’t a joke/satire. I mean, he looks like he’s purposely moving around slowly.

The “Oi” absolutely adds massive punching power

This would have been 100x funnier if that was his stepson.

Oh sure, but when a shark grabs a human off land everyone freaks out. Hypocrites.

That old woman needs to change her ways.

Yes, especially since low-mileage Cobras and GT40s and T-buckets can be had at your local Carmax for cheap.

“The perfect game, the no-hitter, the four-run lead, and the chance to redeem himself by pitching any further: all gone”. 

Cool. What you wrote is still incorrect.

Come for your reckoning, Burneko. He lives.

Maybe you should have written the post.

“Whatever, that’s not even my favorite World Series,” he said, printing out a boarding pass to Williamsport.

At least use market cap, jeez.

Don’t get me started on the DJIA as a measure of market performance.

Can we stop using the price of an individual share of a company’s stock as a reference for anything? It’s completely meaningless, and using it as a metric for comparison shows a tremendous amount of ignorance and makes any other point you try to establish extremely questionable.