Once again, taking it out on the server/delivery guy/etc. is the most impotent way to do this, it only hurts that worker, and helps you save a couple bucks, and does nothing to change the restaurant industry. Just admit that you’re a cheap asshole who doesn’t respect the service industry (which I am not a part of) and…

So do everyone a favor and take it out on the owner who is charging that fee and don’t order delivery, instead of taking it out on the driver. Let me guess, when your meal at a restaurant isn’t perfect, you take it out on your server by lowering your tip, right?

You realize the delivery driver rarely gets any of that delivery fee, right? So you know you’re stiffing the driver of a tip? You’re okay with this?

I’ve got the U11, and it worked in both cases I’ve used.\

Anyone else hoping for a Popovich-Kerr ticket next election?

I only eat asparagus for the funky pee

Buffalo Wings. A couple people may have heard of it though.

If that’s your reasoning, the Umpire is about 9 feet tall

“the Venn diagram of people who support wife-beating and people who support Trump probably looks like the fucking rings of Saturn”

Those scrawny little kids are braver than me, I would have faked an ankle injury during warmups.

Like a backup Quarterback.

Dellavedova hit a horse buggy too? What a dick.

Yes sir.

Number 35 is the punter, right?

So a bear doesn’t shit in the woods?

I can’t even watch the run, I’m too busy watching number 25 on the punt team over and over again. He stays in his lane so well! After completely whiffing on his block protecting the punter as well.

The only thing that would have made that speech better would have been to pull out a blunt and light it right after the mic drop.

From the “flipping off the crowd” post two years ago:

Hated it!

Umm...you realize Raysism is one of the commenters that's been here the longest and the punting joke is one of the longest running comment jokes here?