She was just ahead of her time

Once again, taking it out on the server/delivery guy/etc. is the most impotent way to do this, it only hurts that worker, and helps you save a couple bucks, and does nothing to change the restaurant industry. Just admit that you’re a cheap asshole who doesn’t respect the service industry (which I am not a part of) and…

So do everyone a favor and take it out on the owner who is charging that fee and don’t order delivery, instead of taking it out on the driver. Let me guess, when your meal at a restaurant isn’t perfect, you take it out on your server by lowering your tip, right?

You realize the delivery driver rarely gets any of that delivery fee, right? So you know you’re stiffing the driver of a tip? You’re okay with this?

I’ve got the U11, and it worked in both cases I’ve used.\

Anyone else hoping for a Popovich-Kerr ticket next election?

I only eat asparagus for the funky pee

Buffalo Wings. A couple people may have heard of it though.

If that’s your reasoning, the Umpire is about 9 feet tall

“the Venn diagram of people who support wife-beating and people who support Trump probably looks like the fucking rings of Saturn”

No it’s not!

facility’s new rock climbing facility was completely wiped out improved.

Those scrawny little kids are braver than me, I would have faked an ankle injury during warmups.

Like a backup Quarterback.

Dellavedova hit a horse buggy too? What a dick.

Yes sir.

Big deal, I’ve been running on 40% beef fat for years.

Number 35 is the punter, right?

My last one. Until I get sick of my current one that is, then it’s this one. Ad infinitum.

So a bear doesn’t shit in the woods?