I didn't say it was a good plan.

Everyone knows that they got married so she couldn't be forced to testify against him as a spouse, right?

Or peel down the husks, add butter with salt and pepper, pull the husks back up and throw them on the grill. The butter makes up for the lack of water.

I like to add Parmesan cheese (especially to the asparagus) after the re-coating procedure, makes it taste just about perfect. And it doesn't interfere with the smelly pee!

Microwaved pancakes are a bit desperate in my opinion, but I'm not saying I haven't done it. My kids favorite eggs are my patented* "perfect circles", which is just a scrambled egg made in the microwave. One egg for 60 seconds, which also makes a good base for a ham, egg, cheese and bagel sandwich, already perfect…

I don't know what it does to the science-y part of the recipe, but I like to add a quarter fuck-ton of cinnamon to the batter, and make sure the pancakes are sized to fit in the toaster, and suddenly the kids breakfast for the week is mostly done. Add a little butter and a cinnamon and sugar mix to a lightly toasted…

GIF party? Do they do those here?

Hydrogen peroxide gargle 2-3 times a day and dump some in each ear for a couple minutes...I swear it works better than anything else.

Also great: yellow summer squash and zucchini sauteed, when they're almost done add spinach and some marinated chopped artichoke hearts, add the jar of sauce and a big ole scoop of the salted pasta water and get it all hot before dumping the pasta in. I also add chicken tenderloins to get some protein added in.

Gargle hydrogen peroxide and put it in your ears when you feel the very first symptoms of a cold. At worst you have a cold for 3-4 days (keep doing it while sick) but I swear it prevents me from getting sick most of the time or helps me get better faster.

Amazingly, I didn't even THINK of the fact that Russell Wilson was a black QB winning the Super Bowl this year until this post went up. Progress?

Mine doesn't have a separate compartment, so it just goes straight in. It replaces the water/shampoo mix that would normally go in.

When I shampoo my carpets I use OxiClean, vinegar, hot water and an essential oil, and you can barely smell the vinegar while shampooing. What smell there is dissipates quickly as it dries also, so you can do the cleaning and leave the house for a couple hours and you probably won't notice the smell when you get home.

First of all: *you're

Another use for lettuce: when reheating chicken, steak etc. in the microwave, wrap them in lettuce (with butter...mmmm butter) to keep them from drying out. Medium power works best.

But think of the children! The children that look up to this former great who's legacy has been tarnished!

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Why even get up on New Year's Eve? Just stay in bed and wait until January 2nd to guarantee no hangover.

She traveled.

I saw a Martha Stewart video on folding fitted sheets, but I couldn't replicate.