Me am big fan of Ex Machina, so me really looking forward to this.

Piracy it is then.

The phrase “attractive in a 96% symmetrical way” is solid gold. 

Ben Shapiro was the know-it-all in school who didn’t know it all, and who mostly won arguments through attrition. And also he wouldn’t stop kicking the back of my chair! That’s right, I’m calling you out, Gary! /goes all foamy-mouthed, strangles monitor, gets dragged away by orderlies

Not to brag or nothin’, but I’m definitely as “hot” as that very regular-looking lady and I had the self-esteem to marry a man who is not an idiot who loves the smell of his own farts. What an ego boost!

Shapiro is my favorite example of how intellectualism has very little to do with intellect, and is in fact, mostly about performing intellect. It’s an aesthetic.

I’d put her in the ‘first to arrive at a PTA meeting, but didn’t bring any snacks because that would be socialism’ category myself.

The fact that she’s married to him removes anything attractive about her.

If you call into a right wing talk radio station and claim to be a black Republican, they will give you at least 2 minutes of airtime to say whatever you want.  

It’s neither reactionary or cautionary. It’s delusional.

My favorite part is her preaching against pride. Yes, the spiritual adviser to DONALD TRUMP is preaching against pride.

The religious right has repeatedly shown that they have absolutely no problem with “cancel culture”. They just don’t like anyone using it for any agenda but their own.

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

If only G/O Media had a sports site to cover this.

I’d like to think that Spanfeller just REALLY hates Kellen Winslow.

StICk to aUdio/VIsual cLUb

It's almost certainly bullshit, but a mascot punching a kid is the most Philadelphia sports thing in the world.

Shame y'all don't have a sport's site that could do this story justice.

Until it's proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume the kid was at least fash-adjacent

“Greenwell says his son required medical attention...”