7,000 tomatoes.

Probably something related to Gritty.

Tomato...go stick your face in the bacteria-laden corner of a truck stop bathroom.

That is a rather odd gesture. If Splinter held a similar funding drive, what do you think it would ask its community to buy?

I’m sure MANY Arizonans are excited for the debut of the Kliff Kingsbury Kardinals. Can’t wait to see the endzone signs.

I know that someone as hateful, arrogant and stupid as King has taken actual bribes (real envelopes stuffed with cash, not just the usual K Street payola) and possibly done other illegal activity. He also might be one of the endless line of closet queen, republican quislings.

or list him by his proper title, “Dale Hansen - National Treasure”

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

I really hate being on the side of PETA. I prefer to think of it as being on the side of legitimate animal rights groups and PETA somehow figured out how to glom onto the lawsuit at the 11th hour. IOW, PETA did nothing to deserve to be part of this victory.

To be fair, the bible is one of the oldest piece of fake news there is.

I’m sure the very teachers who wouldn’t let us use ANYTHING on the internet as a source for research when I was in high school in the 90s-early 00s, I’m sure they’re passing around Russian propaganda like it came from the fucking Bible.

My parents, infuriatingly, do NOT fall for most fake news, and still vote Republican. They basically just still believe in Voodoo Economics and have no principles other than that.

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No fucking way! I couldn’t see how a family of dynastic wealth on any side of the aisle would want to keep that wealth passed down between generations in larger numbers, could you?

You didn’t think Cuomo could get any worse? #MeToo!

$50 that he read Ayn Rand in HS (or now).

Shut up Tomato.

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