Have some Vegemite.

The real question for me is why has he not yet declared a national emergency? He knows he has painted himself into a corner, because the Democrats are holding fast and the public is blaming Trump and Congressional Republicans for the shutdown much more than Democrats. If he declares a national emergency even though…

It was, in short, all a huge waste of everyone’s time, and the shutdown is no closer to being solved than it ever was.

Did you ever notice how these “good, christian, law and order” right wingers always like to say that suspects and accused people that have nothing to hide should just spill their guts? Why do they always clam up and run?

The press should find out where he’s going to hold his next speech and hire a mural artist to paint a fire escape door on the wall.

Now that the money’s gone, and Mueller’s office has seized some of the properties Manafort put in his daughters’ names to hide them ... suddenly Daddy-No-Compass doesn’t fit into this weekend’s plans. He’s a human bedbug, and he’s upset his bedbug kin never call or write. Better come to terms with that jail cell, Paul…

Lol, his daughter changed her name so she wouldn’t be associated with this scumbag. I don’t think the prison’s visitation policy is to blame for his lack of contact with his family.

Democrats need to up their trolling game.

Democrats need to up their trolling game. I mean, it would have been so easy to just hand the response to Rashida Tlaib. We all would have laughed, and then turned the Trump hate-athon into the MST3K-worthy moment of mockery it deserves to be right along with Rashida.

Thank you, Wende.

“We hate this douchebag, like, so much, you guys! Obviously the only way to express that is to help him promote content he released on purpose!”

He gets that “Oh, you poor misguided thing, I feel so sorry for you— I’ll pray for you” eyebrow expression whenever he’s caught in the middle of a lie & has no way out of it.

It really is amazing how much of Kellyanne’s lifeforce has been drained out of her from the years of hibitual lies.

Because it’s hard to get someone to accept a truth if their paycheck depends on rejecting that truth.

Enjoy prison you white trash asshole! Maybe you’ll be one of the prisoners next year who gets a Cornish game hen for Xmas dinner and your guards will get all mad about it!

Oh, thank Goodness.  Thank Goodness.  Even a tiny bit of justice is better than none, but even more will be better.  The new Prosecutor in St Louis County who is instituting reforms in the area near Ferguson is yet another lovely example of the possible rise of actual justice in this country.

I was also under impression that the limit of dead people that could be found in your home was “one”

Yeah, well 4000 divided by 6 equals 666!*

Correct, the bully doesn’t care if you are nice to him or not, he’s going to beat you up and take your lunch money regardless, the least you can do is stand up to him and not take it with a smile and a shrug.

Here’s a transcript of his planned speech: