I have a friend who is incarcerated. Their meals are almost nothing but processed carbs, with a little cheap meat thrown in. He was arrested about five weeks after bariatric surgery, so the diet is extra-hard on him. I think he was supposed to be eating a lot of protein afterward.

I’m really sure food that was supplied by the company that submitted the absolute lowest possible bid for the contract to supply prison food is really something that these assholes are upset about.

Centrism isn’t “objective” or free of bias. It is its own set of shitty subjective beliefs that will lead us to certain doom. How you can be alive in 2019 and not get this boggles the mind.

Right.  Objectivity and neutrality is what gets people to watch you in the first place.

Single payer without first repealing Hyde would be a disaster for abortion care.

AMEN! I had a bad year, health-wise, in 2018. The sad part is that I am freaking LUCKY that I only paid about $10,000 out of pocket. And I consider myself lucky that I telecommute so I could continue working *from my emergency room gurney* AND from my hospital bed the morning before my cardiac procedure so that I…

SINGLE-PAYER! This is just fucking madness.

“Wow, that sure is funny! Please keep reading tweets out loud to me as I am very interested in them!”

Trevor Bauer sure seems like a twat.

No, she plans to pay for it by clawing back the $2 trillion giveaway to the nation’s richest that has already jacked up the deficit.

Nothing wrong with divorcing an abusive spouse. Bring on the breakdown.

That Overton window shifting into some new light. I love it!!!!

Wait until people find out that the post office sends all the letters to Santa to ISIS instead.

Wait, wait, wait ... terrorists can get on planes? Since when??????

/draws Venn Diagram

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, but you need college football to get molested.

To adopt the morality of the NFL you have be totally certain and totally confused at the same time.

Execute the motherfucker.

But seriously, impeach that motherfucker.