Sinner

I remember one time that I had a marijuana, and then got wasted on it. I was so wasted that I didn’t say no when he offered me another marijuana. I didn’t say no, because I was already dead

“Illegal immigrants aren’t immigrants. It’s right in the name, but don’t pay attention to that part. Illegal. Pay attention to that. Illegal. Obama. Obamacare. Obamacare subsidies. Angry enough yet? Hillary Hussein Obama’s illegal Obamacare deep state abortion subsidy emails.” 

“Sir, I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power.”

Is there a more punchable face in the world than Baker Mayfield’s? Every time I see his damn mug on TV I hope some antifa supersoldier flies in from the left and decks him.

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

Here’s how it sounded on the Oklahoma sideline:

Most of you likely recall last year’s Super Bowl between Atlanta and New England, in which the Falcons somehow blew a 28-3 lead and let Tom Brady claim yet another championship. But many of you may also be shocked to hear that the Falcons weren’t immediately banned from all future postseasons after that disturbing…

getting one cheerleader wet

And this is the time every year I return from my little snowflake safespace of Los Angeles to the rotting hellhole of my hometown in rural North Carolina and get the new series of tales about who I grew up with that’s now a strung out junkie, who’s in rehab (for the nth time), who’s kids are living with their…

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Kinda wanna road trip to an Allegheny County Sheetz. I bet the N Word hasn’t been thrown around with such gusto since Marge Schott owned the Reds.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

Math. Not even once.

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

One of the most hilarious things I observe here during the holidays in Oklahoma is watching Republicans reflexively wishing people “happy holidays” only to catch themselves right afterward and make excuses for having done so. Their horror at their self-perceived faux pas is priceless.

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