Clearly you’ve forgotten your Bible:

lemmie help.

The style and quality of those Jesus signs makes me think it’s one super try-hard guy who really has a message in his heart that he wants to express. His Jesus stuff will never be as good as someone who hastily writes “Jim Harbaugh Pronounces the ‘g’ in ‘lasagna’” with a ballpoint pen on a flattened inside out beer…

Keep your Jesus away from my football please.

Truly surprised to see this, what with religion and child molestation being such historically uncorrelated things

Doing a list of modern disaster movies and leaving Twister off is kinda egregious. Twister has it all: flying cows, two dead actors, Helen Hunt in a clingy t-shirt, Cameron from Ferris Bueller, the Terminator (Robert Patrick edition), the Dread Pirate Roberts, and the last dying breaths of Van Hagar on the soundtrack.

So they would argue that the fetus is a “person” entitled to Constitutional protections, but not the immigrant herself. Greeeat. Not really surprising, but still blood-curdling.

And all other christians need to apologize for them and condemn their actions.

While federal agents have not allowed the girl to go to an abortion clinic, they had no qualms taking her to a Christian pregnancy facility against her wishes in an effort to convince her not to go through with the abortion.

Despite what libertarians and centrists think, everybody thinking you’re stupid doesn’t make you smart.

Yeah, but the cops brought in SWAT, who are armed better than most militaries, and even they didn’t shoot the bad guy with 30 guns. Dude shot himself when he was done shooting other people, so it’s not like anyone else’s guns stopped this massacre.

The Santorum ooze?

It’s the fecal version of the Midas touch.

Exactly (although I suppose conservatives would disagree, or alternatively have a very different idea of what ‘punching up’ constitutes that fits their own persecution complex).

Comedy that punches down doesn’t work as well as comedy that punches up.

Pro-tip; Name it something other than The People’s Accession Now To Success Party. The PANTS Party. I already tried doing this last summer, but no one ever responded to my invite to join the new PANTS Party.

“Having children was the only moment in my life that changed me as a human being...all your selfishness leaves.”