Not to mention the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads.

stayin aliiiiiiiiiiive

Whenever I hear trickle down economics, I always imagine 99% of the population standing about the size of one’s thumb next to a toilet, and a human sized rich fat guy peeing in the toilet, and the drips of piss that hit the seat instead of the inside of the bowl landing on the 99% of the population.

NO! No more Heigl! No! She’s gone now!

Personally, I like that he holds that mic like it’s his Elk Lodge brother’s dick.

Race officials reportedly became suspicious when the dogs howled the guitar solo from Comfortably Numb in unison.

Now the Zodiac Killer has no choice but to reveal himself in order to distance himself from Ted Cruz.

I hope the Goblin doesn’t realize how slow your Spider Sense has gotten, Spidey.

“I just like to drive by her house, call her and then hang up... does she talk about or ask about me? I ain’t missing you at all 🎤”

...Lahren is “just asking questions” in the same sense that literally every fallacy-reliant jackwagon who’s built their career on the rapidly-ossifying livers of Rhet/Comp professors has done since time immemorial.

But the Trump administration has denied requests to travel for the procedure, expecting the teen to leave the US or carry the pregnancy to term.

This is revolting...but also...do they realize that if they don’t facilitate her obtaining this abortion, her child is going to be an American citizen?

The question of “what are these kneeling players protesting” has been answered over, and over, and over again—and should’ve been eye-bleedingly obvious to anyone paying even a modicum of attention, even without Kaepernick et. al. providing an explanation.

I’m the son of two law enforcement officers; I admit up front…

or could it be The Ship of Thessus????

~Fonzi Pence, older brother of VP Potsy Pence

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

This sure beats the hell out of all of those fucked up brain donations.

Listening to this dude intertwine white supremacist rhetoric and Biblical reference really makes you question the whole religion thing.

+1 resurrection