“Ah don’t want...your hand on mah ass!”

That’s the scariest thing about Trump. You have no idea how he is going to react to a situation. There’s no policy or ideology or philosophy behind it. It’s just the will of toddler that is never happy doing the same thing for more than 5 minutes.

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

But he is haunted by the voice of R. Lee Ermey.

Just in case this didn’t crop up here before now.

Old white guy destroys crops to make wrong point only other idiots agree with.

Hey now! Look at the first line of the article again. She prefers to be called “Las Vegas model” rather than “prostitute.”

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

These people have never had to govern or be a part of governing. Oh sure, they’ve been in elected office before, but what did they do? As state legislators, they just slashed and burned vital services and Republican’d their way up the food chain when the incumbent Republican got busted with little boys in hotel rooms…

“Harvey never hit on me and I’m.....” - MATT DAAAAAMON

I imagined the phone call was just 30 seconds of him just saying “Matt Damon!”

Asking Mike Ditka for commentary on race relations is like asking Ja Rule for commentary on 9/11.

The Civil Rights Act of 1917 really was a landmark piece of legislation now that I think about it.

Thanks, Britta.

They got the memo. Unfortunately it said, “Policy is boring. Interview the sweater guy.”

Well I certainly hope it wasn’t for the nookie. The last thing anyone deserves is Weinstein’s limp biscuit.

Dan said it best