“This is not the greatest excuse in the wooorrrrld. This is just a tribute!”

Perd Hapley approved!

AVClub user Anus Presley enjoyed how they reiterated what was an “extremely brief” tweet, which he also called “straightforward.” Given that this was directly under the tweet, he also said it was “good reporting.”

I like how they reiterated what this extremely brief, straightforward tweet said directly under it, in case we somehow missed it. Now that’s good reporting!

Bauer’s night was a right wing fever dream about Columbus Day come to life: an Indian getting absolutely killed out there and then getting triggered about it.

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Says, “This one never gets old” ::posts grainy East Bloc truck footage with Depeche Mode soundtrack::

Let the motherfucker burn.

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

such lean

Her “impulsive tweet” contains no actual opinion. Merely an explanation of how the world works.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Hurricanes: 3, United States: 0.

Please to note: No sponsors of any consequence have pulled support from the NFL. Jerry Olafsson not wearing his plastic viking helmet at the Brainerd VFW post on Sundays doesn’t count.

I was too busy watching The Fucking Adventures of Fucking Pete & Fucking Pete

“I thought I told you to salute those fuckin’ shorts?”

Nickoledon already did that, didn’t you ever watch Motherfucking Clarissa Explains All That Fucking Shit.