In response to questions one and two, why do you hate America?

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Their last album was criminally slept-on.

Seriously. How can you suddenly express regret for what you said when you went out of your way to emphasize that you said it?

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Cut this guy a break. He’s just economically anxious.

Daily They’re Still Going to Take Away Your Health Care Reminder:

Politics Corner - Reform of a Criminally Unjust System edition. Huckabee Sanders claimed in her presser today that the protests were no longer about blatant racial discrimination in the justice system, despite the fact that this is the stated purpose and focus of charitable donations, works and activism among those…

The serious answer is, “some time after 9/11 and during the last 15 years spent mired in two wars, steadily watching friends and family deploy, fight, reunite, die, overcome grievous wounds, struggle with PTSD, and hope beyond hope that all of it wasn’t just pissing in the wind.”

“I’m kind of done with scientific experiments for now. You know why.” - Dr. Frankenstein, after his monster busts loose.

Don’t forget the last lap when they all stand for the true Confederate flag!

When you want to say “I don’t care if police shoot young black men and are not held accountable” but are just barely smart enough to know you can’t, then you have to reframe the whole discussion into something you can be against and you might as well make it something you can go on the offensive so you can put other…

These are the Declarations of Causes of Seceding States, original unedited documents dating back to the formation of the Confederacy. Basically they’re declarations of independence written by five of the Confederate states (Georgia, Mississippi, South Carolina, Texas, and Virginia) explaining why said states have…

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

I said it elsewhere, but I really didn’t think it was possible to get a mired deceitful, disingenuous propagandists than Spicer or Scaramucci, but here we are- stuck with this dead-eyed church bitch. There really is no bottom with these people.

“I don’t see messes. Just opportunities. In my rear view mirror as I speed out of your scary neighborhood.”

Fuck the confederate flag and literally everyone who flies it.

“Gunter glieben glauten globen!” - Kurt Cobain, Grown Ups 2