“She is the first female musician to ever rank first on McAfee’s list.”

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

He’s using the Chemtrails disguised as hurricanes to trick gun owners in Texas to flee to FEMA death camps so he can melt the guns down and restructure them into steel beams, that way he can test more effective jet fuels on them so his next 9/11 is flawless! He should have done more as President during 9/11.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

Fox News Execs: Is it a good business decision to continue paying out lump sums of cash to silence victims of sexual assault....?

God, I hate my fellow citizens so.

Just imagine what the portrait in his attic looks like...

I always hate evil. Until the hippies start talking about it.

How could a person be evil if they have no conscience and no understanding of civilized behavior? Isn’t evil much better described as someone who understands right and wrong, and chooses the latter? And aren’t there enormously popular churches based on selfishness and greed?

“There were a lot of other business things in play at that time—still today—that 21st Century [Fox] was involved with,” O’Reilly said with a completely straight face. “And it was a business decision that they made. But there isn’t any smoking gun.”

Trump has made his position clear that the US isn’t going to give the Mexican government any money to help them rebuild Puerto Rico.

he’ll be back on that bike in no time.

how fast was that freakin’ pitch? it knocked a swath of his hair clean off!

Jim Brady for sure calls his wife a bitch under his breath, from a different room...15 minutes after they’ve talked. But still, in front of his kids.

Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.

White, trashed to heaves and a peein’

No surprise in the hometown of Feces on the Family.

Anonymous tipsters just told ESPN that Malzahn is just using the drunkenness as an excuse. The school discovered over the off season that he was actually two small men, Brad and Alex Wong, standing on each others shoulders.