When mom says you can’t go to get ice cream afterwards if you lose the game

(I’ve never seen it, but it appears to co-star an alternate-universe Jeff Ross & Matt Damon)

Any excuse to post this....

doesn’t magically unfuck that chicken

It’s only the Catholicism that wouldn’t go over well.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can’t call it a duck because calling something a duck is worse than walking around with a yellow beak and quacking all the fucking time.

Looks like both boxers should’ve been using protection.

She still thinks the Trump Administration has a “long game” to play - to which I say, “Ha!”

You forgot “meaningful difference in the world”...

It turns out she wasn’t bragging that they didn’t take a government plane for their honeymoon, but complaining.

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

Trump is a white supremacist, always has been.

Can’t watch videos at work, but I’m assuming it went something like this:

“Reagan didn’t dodge a bullet”

Rise and shiv.

Rise and shine rage?

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

What disturbs me most of all in this is that the White House, through Sarah Huckabee Sanders, deigned to comment on this—and more specifically, that they effectively called for Ms. Hill to be fired.

The last time I checked, the First Amendment exists specifically to protect citizens against government retribution for…

Why? Did Robert Rodriguez stop casting you in things?

Learning to properly read and write in school is liberal propaganda.