I got a good long LOL out of Laguardia airport tweeting Trump that he’s the Laguardia of presidents.

Are you ready for BOCEPHUS? Have you accepted our lord JESUS?

To be fair, I get where they’re coming from. When my partner and I get married, we’re not going to be doing it for the enormous financial benefits, legal benefits or out of sheer love. We’ve decided we’re going to get married specifically so we can oppress the freedoms of Christian bakers. That’s just how we roll.

Yeah, he’s totally ungrateful for not getting shot. You might even say uppity.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Fun Fact.

I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

“God’s got this.”

“forces that do not support the MAGA promise,”

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

I see you shiver with antici

At this point, I’d legit settle for this (very good) dog as president.

He’s like that friend who takes up an absurd stance and is unwilling to change it no matter how convincingly you argue that said stance is absurd.

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.