Harley-Davidson bicycles. Clunky, wildly overpriced grandpa bikes for millennials. Well done, guys.

Looks great.... EXCEPT for that craptastic bumper-obviously-through-grille. It’s pathetic.

“Silicon valley Invents Shoes”
I believe, in the music industry, this was called “sampling”, and apparently the practitioners are now regarded as visionary geniuses. Not okay with shoe samplers, bitches?

SPG? That was the name of Vivyan’s hamster on The Young Ones.

The article doesn’t bother to mention the date.
It’s June 16-17.

Incorrect. Moby Dick. You might have been tipped off that Khan was quoting something by the fact that he used “thee”. He didn’t talk like that.

“To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

Herman Melville

Audis have been stupidly ugly for years now, ever since they embraced the fakery of bumper-obviously-through-huge-fake-grille syndrome.
This one is no worse than any of its siblings.

Yes, either this guy:

Of course not. What you’re looking for is a video projector.

“The side profile, as many of you Interneters have already discussed”

“Profile” means “side view”, mister professional wordsmith.

Are you sure that’s not just a Mercedes G Wagon?

Bumper-Obviously-Through-Grille syndrome. It looks ridiculous. Manufacturers are ashamed of bumpers and proud of grilles. So, just run the bumper straight through the grille and cover it with black plastic so it’ll be totally invisible! Genius! It’s especially horrible on the FOcus STI, where most of the grille is…

Oh, man. It’s not “Ow ow?” I really should have made sure I mounted my steering wheel right side up.

Hmm. The first super hero movie in a universe with physics? It’s about time.

In this GIF alone, Ant Man has trouble stopping a truck. Typically, someone like The Hulk just punches a truck in the grille and it stops dead, while The Hulk doesn’t budge an inch. I believe Will Smith’s character in Hancock did a similar…

Absolutely! Everyone knows the only way to film a video is to use a video projector to project your video tape onto a wall with a movie camera pointing at the projected image. Keep the room as dark as possible to maximize contrast in the resulting film... in your smartphone, apparently. You’re welcome!

“Film”? You might as well say “video tape”.

“Film”? You might as well say “video tape”.

Don’t ask for it. It would just wind up being a crossover.

(FTFY)