philphil
philphil
philphil

Copy-pasting alleged “thoughts and prayers” while essentially accepting bribes to vote against legislation that might have saved the very people you’re supposedly mourning, and would definitely have saved others in previous massacres? Pretty good indicator for insincerity.

Not a madman. The engine deserves to go into a chassis that looks good, instead of one that looks like ass. Well done, kid.

That would explain much.

The Traveling Tent seemed like a huge PITA just for the sake of having a different piece of scenery outside the window each episode. Just leave it in one place all the time and save a few squillion dollars. It added little to the show and added a bunch (I suspect) to the budget.

Either this car runs on hydrogen that it gathers as it hurtles through the upper reaches of gas giants in distant galaxies, or Toyota’s solution to “our cars are boring” is “add gigantic stupid grilles that are farcically mismatched with our tiny, narrow wheels”.

Came here to post the one about correct use of the passing lane, but that’s been covered. Ummmm... how about...

The old Mitsu Eclipse had a black roof.

The show still has that hyperactive editing typical of the American car shows you seem to hate. I recommend not underestimating your audience’s attention span. Tell the editor to calm down a little.

“Front windshield”? As opposed to what?

“Front windshield”? As opposed to what?

Yes, total surprise. There’s no way he could have known that steering response would be hampered with the front wheels in the air.

That is some godawfully ugly bumper-obviously-through-huge-fake-grille there.

I’m not sure how they could manage to make it look much cheaper than it was. Maybe with a few Pep Boys stick-on geegaws?

This guy is really turning me around on the topic of NRA members and their anger management strategies. He really seems like a thoughtful and level-headed guy who carefully considers all his decisions.

The stupid Audi’s grille is more bumper than grille.

Vintage Simpson pit jacket, found on Ebay. Because it’s a vintage race jacket, and has cool 70's stripes. Come on!

Vintage Simpson pit jacket, found on Ebay. Because it’s a vintage race jacket, and has cool 70's stripes. Come on!

Seems like a good place to leave this:

Fake grilles have nothing to do with aero or fuel economy. They have everything to do with fooling dumb people into thinking the car has aggressive styling.

I fucking hate bumper-obviously-through-grille syndrome. See, if you make something black, it becomes invisible. Then, you can pretend it’s also invisible to air! You can just style your way right over whatever inconvenient mechanical realities you like!