I wish people who “film” in portrait mode would get knocked to the ground and beaten into unconsciousness.

Wow, that’s quite a beauty shot of the embarrassing fake grille, there.

If the cars were actually designed without the fake grilles, they’d look better. By way of example... Porsche 911, and the new Tesla S.

Bumper-obviously-through grille looks frikkin stupid as hell.

Chris Bangle is the leprosy of car design.

Oh no. I hope she got to finish her snapchat before the crash inexplicably occurred.

If you were going out looking for people with an obsessive attention do detail, animators would be a fine group to start with. And, stop-motion animators are the most obsessive about it. It comes with the territory. You can’t really phone in your animation or model making and wind up with something good at the end.

Vocal ticks: Teenager upspeak makes you sound like you’re asking the audience if it’s okay to say things. “On my way to the meeting...? I stopped for a coffee..?” Are you asking us if you stopped for a coffee or telling us? Wishy washy.

Just more horrible examples of bear owners who forget their bear in the car in hot weather. Sad.

It’s called the “passing lane”, not the “composing a hilarious SMS lane”. Unless you’re passing someone, get your shit to the right.

He should have been fired long ago for his ignorance of second-grade grammar.

- Add random honeycomb sheets of black plastic and pretend they’re “intakes”.

Man, that is a textbook case of hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and run.

At least now the car actually has a couple of functional intakes.

“Excess speed was not a contributory factor in this collision.” Assuming that’s the road way back there up on the ridge, I’d be curious to know how dingleberry got his car that far into a field and over/through a fence without overindulging in a bit of spirited motoring. Maybe just composing a very important SMS?

You’ll never hear anyone say “reveals just how lucky the guy buffing the floors is”, without “...to be alive” at the end. 

Well, it does only take a few seconds to see that an Audi’s big, performancey grille is about 40% a pathetically poorly hidden bumper, which is enough for me to kick the poser out of bed.

I don’t recall there being a car chase in the book. The fact that they’re tacking one onto a story that is already dense enough, and doesn’t lack for action, doesn’t say great things about the screenplay. A little worried here.