BACKGROUND CHECK:

It’s no uglier than the GTR they wound up making.

I have never seen a human face that looks more like a butt, complete with chinscrotum.

One white Lamborghini was decked out in a Royal Canadian Air Force decal, another on the driver-side window read “Let me guess, license and registration?”

I’m pleasantly surprised. I watched the whole Chris Evans with grim schadenfreude, enjoying the wheels coming off the train, BBC producers learning a hard lesson. But with this new season, I’m really liking everything. LeBlanc is finally at his understated best, Harris is his spazzy, knowledgeable self, and Reed is…

“Yeah, it is on video.”

After trying a jelly bean that I didn’t like, I spat it out after a minute or two. It looked like this.

Oh, don’t worry. I’m definitely over the Tesla Model 3.

I always just hand it to my parrot. Job done.

Honda must be counting on a lot of eight year old boys having 30 grand lying around.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Another terriffic UK show, brought over to the states, and completely destroyed by the dipshits at the parent network.

Hah! I got it backwards! I am the dumb!

I mean, a modern Corolla can also blow the doors off an old MGB GT

Oh for fuck’s sake. I think American TV producers have already proven they only know how to ruin Top gear. They should just make their own superscripted piece of watered-down car-related entertainment without further smearing additional stink on the Top Gear name.

Methinks Hammond protests too much.

Look, I’m sure it was a very important text he/she was typing, so just relax.

Take comfort in our un-tanned, pale, pasty, almost translucent complexions.

Well, this is a fine excuse to post a picture of mine, from last fall’s Cartoberfest!

There’s a word for these lifelong walking wounded: “recovering Catholics”.