they sexted

the second time i watched this episode i thought the audrey scene had a weirdly fetishistic undertone, almost like they were improvising a cuckold play together.

what if a woodsman gets to him

as long as Mufasa's death fall is in 3D smell-o-vision then i'm onboard for anoother reboobs

the hyenas?

oh man can't wait to obsess over a single glib line about this drama on a record that comes out a year from now

this is a good reminder to rewatch first day

god i fucking hated cross' character, so glad they did that, even as a bad joke

but her emails

Bumblebee 2: Just Go Ahead And Tattoo Memes On My Dick

if a business had a turnover rate this bad, they'd probably start losing all their clients.

those poor souls

*barbershop quartet*
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Luke Rebuke Fluke: Gaga Says Nah-Nah, Her Redacted Blah-Blah Won't Be A Kesha Katcher

shitcarnival

my main concern about these cash grabs is that some poor impressionable little kid is gonna grow up having an extremely formative memory of like, the fucking cookie jam movie, and it's gonna ruin them as an adult

a douche ex machina

now the show will tank and everyone will lose their part. way more fair!

everyone thinks they're managing a campaign now apparently

they are when you explain it to them ahead of time