philospider--disqus
philospider
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Rebel With A Cause (The Cause Is Being A Big Baby And A Narcissist)

what has happened to the world where i find myself hoping for more james hurley before this is over

LDR makes it cool to shop for denim shorts at urby outtie while yr really sad bc yr friends said they'd meet u for brunch but then kate was like "eh the L is bein shitty maybe next time" and now u basically feel like don draper (and later u hit up pinterest for tasty whiskey drinks) except u got pretty sweet

*laughs like Forest Whitaker from Battlefield Earth*

same way they got her to sign up for this movie

you should probably punish your son if he owns slaves tho

it's a buncha rocks

doink.

Tuck Everlasting?

"O.J. Simpson has been granted parole"

they HATE sand

he's got that fake energy despots have when they have to go out and tell their citizens that not eating is fashionable.

the guy who married a 15-y/o aaliyah likes teenage girls? huh.

obama turned him gay?

whatever u say, trump

laudanum? I just met 'em!

nice shots, good dialogue, the occasional deep fish.

i really expected more maturity from the daily mail comments section

go to bed trump