too depressing to try.

this is the right answer, because it doesn't surprise anyone.

hi

we hereby sentence that all existing episodes of the cosby show be re-edited, and cosby replaced in each episode with superimposed CGI heads of all the entertainers cosby chided for working blue

tbh kinda tired of hearing critics' first target is other critics for not being as good critics as they

"Critics who came up through journalism schools—particularly holdovers from the newspaper era—operate under the idea that there exists an objective metric through which you can measure art"

when i hear that phrase i usually think it's code for "well i definitely did some shit that i don't want anyone to learn about too"

McMonagle's got "just doing my job" loaded in his fucking cheek like a squirrel

this will probably be awesome unless there's a "trippy sequence"

*wipes tear* heros do exist

public shaming is like our methadone while we wait for art that actually affects us

or john wick but now it's just hacky shoot-em-up crap without the cheap emotional hook at the start

his ghostly corpse shuffles on, insisting in a low moan:

then he had a heart attack and died. RIP trump

studies and hard evidence show the president has a strong probability of being a shitty little piece of shit

"It’s unfair to expect Perry to keep making music that’s nothing but a rehash"

ok now i'm picturing the road warrior but with max dragging a stubborn cat along the ground by its leash the whole film because it refuses to walk

oh boy i always wanted to binge watch a whole season and then break up my thoughts about it on 13 different simultaneous comment pages at once

ice cube got so heated up about this issue that he briefly went by the pseudonym Small Puddle Of Water

or 'hokusai'