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nice job TJ no one suspects this is just a massive money laundering scheme

Q: why does [powerful, rich person with colossal legal team on retainer] get off while this band, consisting of two non-legally-represented 20-year-olds, one of whom committed sexual assault with a witness present, doesn't?

you're dumb

aka the best shot of the whole episode

have they tried putting a little lotion or any other baby-safe skin creme on his sensitive areas?
it can get really itchy especially if he's using a new diaper.
and make sure he's changed often! a poopy president is a nukey president.

oh noooo they leaked the new pirates movie!
..or wait, no maybe this is the last one. it's kinda hard to tell

Nermont?

donald trump looks like a big pile of shit

JST D T

v-v-ery-ery ser-ser-i-i-ser-ver-seri

they BTTMed out

BTTM's up!

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fuck yeah banana ice cream

they're great for mindlessly burning away all that creative energy you were going to put towards a more fulfilling personal life

on the bright side, there are ten new hardcore punk bands formed every day, each one with equally unintelligible lyrics

they repeat a lot of phrases that other people repeat online & they use words like "bodies", "silence" and "erasure" but not in reference to the band Erasure

what'd you call me?

last i saw barron had a part of him