my favorite part of Taken is the part where it turns into a paternalistic fantasy about how dads always know best and if you disobey them you end up getting addicted to heroin and kidnapped by sex traffickers
philospider
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he sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers
take THAT, renowned performer writer and entertainer
there's a NEW role model in town
the future belongs to those with the COURAGE
to open up their mouth as wide as it can go and spew noise out of it
and yet, his influence dwarfs yours.
that's saltpid
and it's moving!
i'll always remember MTV dating shows for the one scene where some girl goes to her prospective date's house, gets on his computer, and casually remarks at his love for hardcore shemale porn. dunno why that has stuck with me so long.
feed the canceled shows to liv
alternatively,
it didn't seem to matter how many guests were added, every time lauren lapkus spoke the energy left the room like helen hunt in desperate lives
lena yr too old for #12 to be news
#baegetsme
#andmybrand
hey buzz, you're not a bad guy. you just like to get involved with other people in a really intense way, and it's too much for some. we all need a little love from time to time tho, i feel that. yes i'm drunk, it's friday, so what?
"Opposition to the host’s joke largely came from two places: conservatives who don’t like Colbert making fun of their guy posing as LGBTQ advocates online who found the connection between cock-sucking and degradation homophobic, and conservatives who don’t like Colbert making fun of their guy."
correction: the bud light is actually fuel for the kidnapped trump voters who are condemned to fight to the death in the blood pits below the house after legislation passes
i think it's that he's a heel, which means everything genuine and honest he does sticks out and touches people, because it's a surprise.
where will we be without his influence?
can a band fundamentally based around celebrating pretty emptiness make an album of statements?
but not nadine.