I’ve shared this story during Jezebel’s yearly spooky stories contest (aka Best Time of the Year), but a friend of mine told me that the house her parents moved into has a ghost, witnessed by several family members and medium/plumber. As the story goes, a plumber came to fix something in the basement, after which…

With sprinkles, surely. Make it rainbow sprinkles in support of the LGBTQ community!

And never ever knock Raincoast Crisps. They are incredible.

The woman has mad hustle; not gonna lie. Ben Carson should hire her as a campaign strategist.

She didn’t supply any Kale Crisps, but she did supply Raincoast Crisps and those crackers are EVERYTHING.

Hell, I would love for my mom to fill up my fridge with healthy groceries- some of that health food is pricey. I do agree that margarine is bullshit. Butter or don’t bother.

I really dislike Kris, but the fact that she still shops for her adult kids’ groceries is totally endearing!

It’s such a heaping, steaming pile of bullshit. I cannot even imagine how terrifying this is and that fear being compounded by the fact that you can’t even get the authorities to take you seriously.

THANK YOU. If it’s such a problem, buy your own damn food.

excellent choice of rock.

You make such an important point in stating that we should be careful not to pathologize all behavior and temperament. Some people are just dicks. Some people are extremely accommodating and kind without having dependent personality disorder, etc. And yes, I think we do an enormous disservice to those struggling with…

Armchair diagnosis is dumb on like a dozen different levels I could name without taking a beat, but what I find most interesting is how quick people jumped to mental illness here when sometimes people are just egotistical assholes (I guess that’s a reflection of the destigmatization of discussing mental illness, if…

I’m a single man, but I really want to be on the boat with all the chocolate & cats cause that sounds like the shit, is that cool? I’m willing to BYOC. (She’s a girl, she’ll vouch for me.)

I feel like being raped would constitute force majeure or something and make the contract to work with the rapist null and void.

Ok fine, here’s a pic...

But that’s why he is doing all the #LickHerLikeSheMadeTheLastSupper business first. Extra points for practical consideration

The people I know that do this are always young Mormon couples.

Ah wouldja look at the head on him! What a hero!!

37 is pretty normal for a first kid for a guy, though. At least on the coasts (middle America is a different story). Many women are waiting til 35, and their partners are usually a couple years older.
My sister is 34 and her husband is already 40, though, and he is *not* happy waiting...the role reversal on that front…