I wonder how closely related his parents were to each other. Hm.

Sad to be from the same state as him.

Good lord. We all know why he’s upset; it’s the same reason why EVERYONE is upset:

Tom Hiddleston is no longer single.

It’s okay, Calvin. I’m sad about that, too. Cut the guy a break, people.

But that’s where people store the guns now!

Thank you for including the A!

He’d still have fingers. I think we should get rid of those, too. Just in case.

We need to stop- temporarily- Christians from coming into the country until we can figure out what’s going on. We then need to build walls around the churches, because Christians are pedophiles and rapists and murderers and..

Sorry. Sometimes it all just blends together into a no sense pile.

It went from “Michael Jackson diddled kids and other bad things” to “Dude from 1D totally bones.” and I was unaware, for a second, we were switching to a new topic..