And cocaine. Don’t forget all the cocaine he did. 

eight mature pigs

How the hell does this even happen? I really want to know the process that led to this erroneous ID. Did they comb through images of all season tickets holders from the past 10 seasons?? I want answers. 

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

Darren Rovell is calculating the brand value generated for Foot Locker.

it looks like a penalty flag has been thrown after every single play.

You hate to see it.

Pfft. Arrogance and grifting are the backbone of the evangelical movement.  Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

“We didn’t do a good job of finishing what we started,”

This very much reminds me of the Lions/Cardinals game.

Look, elitist smarty pants, if sleep was THAT important, some big shot scientist would’ve told us, okay.

Legitimately asking here: which division isn’t?

Not so much “set the tone” as harmonized with the tone that has resonated through this franchise for decades. 

Maybe if he snorted more smelling salts and slept less they’d have won.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

We live inside a dream