I hope they whole-ass it.

And in the US, pitted cherries and olives generally have “May contain pits” on the label, because the pitting machines don’t get 100%.

It’s like a reprisal of one of her Pushing Daisies get-ups. Will she put on a Zsa Zsa Gabor accent as well?

Surely this must be a monopoly. You can’t manufacture both the vehicle and the means in which you need to call for a tow.

Watch Slings and Arrows Season 1 and suddenly you’ll be kinda in love with her.

Ha, just read the Women’s hockey page and someone posted this there too. Fantastic.

Oh, they got hosed, eh?

Siggi’s is the best!

Have you tried Siggis? It is truly the queen of deliciously thick yogurts (I’m not a runny yogurt person either).

The fact that Mr. T is still pitying fools several decades later is incredibly endearing, and one of the few things we can always count on no matter what.

Be honest with me - was it worth the effort of seeking out the creme de violette? I feel like I would enjoy them but my province’s liquor laws make finding anything vaguely ‘specialty’ a friggen odyssey.

It’s not new, it’s been around for a while. It’s named after the Aviation cocktail.

Which I tried to perfect using that brand of gin a few years back. Nasty hangover the next day, but that’s what you get when you go through half the bottle.

Thoughts and prayers

There are a lot of things wrong with Canadian television (simsub is a downright travesty), but the way they broadcast the Olympics should always be commended. With the limited amount of events in the Winter Games compared to the Summer, nearly every event is broadcast live by one of their commentary teams and is…

I cut the cord and watched CBC’s Olympic coverage via VPN, since they’ll post the entire event online whereas NBC requires you to have a cable provider for its online coverage.

The Canadian team prattled on about Ledecká’s background story until 15 seconds left in the run when they realized what she was doing and…

Chang? CHANG?! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!

IES Chang!

I knew it was coming…
But damn if I didn't still do an involuntary fist pump when I read the line about CHANG's return!