Think how weird A New Hope will start, without the Fox fanfare.

Well, there’s you’re AVC cred right there.

This is the very first time, after multiple years, that I’d actually heard of one of the bands (Springtime Carnivore) prior to its inclusion on this list.

Crowley and Aziraphale;

Better?

…my robot brain needs beer…

Now you’ll just need one of these;

The piping gives it a dancer’s flair…

There have been arguments on this topic since at least 1985;

That’s why I’m glad that they’re using the mostly-classic League for this.

Here’s your ‘sporty German car’…

Take it from the wrapper, put it in the slot…

No ‘Caynich’s Egg’?

Bah! The coupe was the only version I was considering.

Well, he’s no Hans Delbruck…

An older Fusion, maybe? That chrome along the bottom strikes me as one of ours;

I want to pick up one of the packs of Halloween-sized bags of Better Mades and send them to the Jezebel offices.

Not yet. It’s mid-autumn, we’re still flirting with morning frost warnings.

If you get hungry, venture out to the Corktown neighborhood. Slow’s BBQ, Johnny Noodle King for ramen, or Green Dot Stables for sliders (this week’s mystery meat is turkey parm). Then the Two James distillery tasting room for cocktails.

Not a fan of the red, but everything else titillates.