"I've got a Porsche." <titters>

"Because, with the raisin surprise bread, sometimes you get the raisin, sometimes you don't, that's the surprise…"

I thought we were bigger nerds, here, people! Geez, reviewer can't tell the difference between a dianoga and an otyugh.

ba-DOOMP-sha…

I now have to re-watch "The Whoopie Boys" in his honor.

At least until she gets that pesky penis. Then, buy bro a brewski.

http://www.qwerkywriter.com/

If, while beating Urbaniak with a closet stick, Patrick Warburton burst in, with a blond mullet, geekdom would've imploded.

Wow, the school board let you use "Pussy Control"?

I'd have thought it was 아야! 내 공!

You might, son.

A Christmas tradition, and should have been added to this list.

'Over the Garden Wall', but the problem with hanging out with bluebirds is that they're murder on your dry-cleaning tab.

I'm looking forward to some enterprising YouTuber slicing these three movies into the 75 minutes or so of material actually found in the text.

Amen, brother.

I just read your post in H. Jon Benjamin's voice. It deepened the moment…

Yes, but without Winstead, I'm only ½ interested.

"*snort*… eh? Snooze, you must. Five more minutes need I."

Ha-HAAAAAH!! COOKIES ON DOWELS!

I'm still waiting for them to switch back to the green/yellow jumpsuits.