Apologies, but I never state WHO gets impaled, and as I remember, "Curse of Unicorns" wasn't part of the k'Takgh (pardon the spelling). Plus, I left off the following line and subsequent sight gag.

The quote goes: "A BRASS UNICORN WAS CATAPULTED ACROSS A LONDON STREET, INTO A RESPECTABLE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB, AND IMPALED AN EMINENT SURGEON! [beat] Words fail me, gentlemen…".

First "Phibes", plague of Frogs.

Pro-Semitic, if anything. Phibes uses his doctorate in Theology to lay down a Samuel L. Jackson-class smackdown on the surgical team that failed to save his wife.

The one I wish I could find (impossible to consider its inclusion in this set) is "Bloodbath at the House of Death", where Price plays a 700-year-old Satanic priest who also curses like a sailor.

Force fed poodles? That was Robert Morley in "Theater of Blood", where his poodles get the "Titus Andronicus" treatment. It's more gleeful perverse than it is scary.

She got a sister named Broccoli?

"David Vincent (Morbid Angel / Genitorturers) and Emmylou Harris are releasing an album of Yma Sumac covers…"

Answer: "Sextette". Hands down.

As long as the episode ended with either an ad for X-ray specs, or Spiderman flogging Hostess Fruit Pies.

Oh, Ramona, if there were only something between us…

It was a doughnut of a movie, good supporting cast all around a central void.

Though she knows there's no such thing.

I'd have thought they were tender, up until the point they were removed…

Picture this:  Too busy making hope-this-impresses-risotto, don't have time to make a new playlist, oh well, this one looks like it'll do.  Hit "shuffle".

A similar fate befell PeanutTwitter, a similar blog that applied tweets to random Peanuts artwork, Schulz's lawyers took it down.

I'd once fallen in love with a girl after finding out, on what ended up being our first date, that she knew the fast-patter chorus to "Hourglass"…

Archie, 
           That documentary, "One for the Road" doesn't cover how freaking great that tour was, and how obliging Tillbrook is as a performer.

I'll have to give it to an obscure lil' film that remains a quote-machine to this day;  "The Whoopie Boys"

Plus, if you've done a good, thorough job of it, she's more inclined to let you do it again, or at least return in kind.