The little girl with the glasses will end up owning the joint or being a GM. Look at her focus.

This kid has a bright future ahead of him.

Two balls in the glove gets one hand in the bush.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

Good thing he already brought the glove, eh fellas?

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.

Can't. Too busying playing WoW.

Yes.

Then perhaps I can interest you in my Deadspin FanFic...

Damn, brother. You makin' us look bad...

it means that Barry is chatting up some girl over at the chitlins, and you walk up and start talking about how chitlins are only good if they've been battered before being fried and you employ all kinds of food metaphors to win the affection of Barry's girl and she laughs and asks to touch your beard and then Barry…

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

Yeah, you can explode your house all you want, but why do you have to shove it down my throat all the time?

Dip tin for the win

Mitch should stop acting this way, or he may end up with a nickname that implies a lack of control.

Can we at least enjoy a small victory that no one got upset about Sam being with a white man?

having twitter is my greatest wish too - i dream that one day i can find their "homepage" and sign up but i fear its a pipedream of mine and twitter will remain exclusively for the rich and famous. life is so cruel

Images like the one of Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend really make me question the life I've chosen to live for myself. Sam reminds me of myself in many ways, and I wonder if, by simply saying a few words, I could open the door to a new, happier, more fulfilling reality. Because I've spent so much money on…

Kerridge would have been better off at UNC. No one there would have given a shit about his missed assignments.

Kerridge: [logs onto twitter]