fucktard=/=retard. duhhhh.

I defend both of your actions, friend. Parking spots are not for fucking with.

I go to some Sioux Falls Skyforce (Liggins' D-League team) games. Liggins is a freak defensively and has been shooting well from behind the arc as of late. He could be a solid NBA player in a couple years.

Imagine Dragons lead singer Dan Reynolds parents (Bert and Holga) live in New Holland, South Dakota. New Holland is a largely Dutch town, leading to the name Imagine Dragons. Dreaming and Dragons are largely symbolic within the Dutch culture. Dreaming represents what life can be (also symbolic of heaven). Dragons…

Sarcasm bro

When I was in the third grade, I bought a Joey Harrington jersey. Unfortunately it's now at Goodwill.

You learned that at Stanford? Fuck, I learned that in 1st grade.

Poland (Nazis acting as Polish Cavalry) attacked us first.

This is the mandatory learn about landscape orientation comment.

The drug or the old lady?