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There should be a league where the minimum weight is 300 pounds. The XLFL.

He reminded me more of one of Kobe’s teammates by not touching the rock.

Sounds about right. I love how every time a supercar gets crashed people rush to the internet to mock them and say how they were driving beyond their skill and have more money than brains. Yet when someone crashes a Toyota Corolla, no one ever mocks them for driving beyond their skill level. Rich people and poor

honest question: did he overthink that last part of the run? seems like if he picked a lane and gone for it he would have had a better shot of finding the endzone

Boooooooo

As a media site that mainly thrives on making fun of other media sites.... you guys should probably not green light any more of these lame and unoriginal bits.

“You deserve it, little man!”

What parent, in all seriousness, is going to want their child to suffer, even if they know they deserve to?

I guess I can’t blame someone for failing to taste the difference between shit coffee and shit coffee.

I believe Oscar Robertson averaged a triple-double over his first five professional seasons if you combine them.

Highly questionable is great. It’s sports commentary that doesn’t take itself too seriously, with two intelligent guys and one jester. Would watch again, 4.75 stars.

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

I hate both of these “sports” with equal passion. You’re an idiot if you think game 1 of 82 is more entertaining than 1 of 7.

Ouch. Nearly cut myself on all that edge.

I hate the religious argument. He was a pretty shitty QB that was openly religious. You know another QB who was very openly religious? Kurt Warner. People didn’t seem to have too many issues with that. The biggest difference, that I see, is that Kurt Warner was a very good QB.

It’s the difference between InfoWars “Obama is trying to kill your babies!” and Fox News’ “Is Obama trying to kill your babies?”

So, no distinction, you’re right.

Coaches feel more pressure when they don’t win and less pressure when they do win. Someone would pick up Tebow if they thought he would help them win football games.