That’s it. I’m quitting my job and going to live with the elephants in Africa. I hope they have wifi there.

Lets be real here farts are fucking hilarious. I also think poop jokes are hilarious. I’m 6 years old.

I’m running 1920x1080 res and I fit one and a half articles on the main page at a time. WOOF.

It’s optimized for mobile, I think.

New format with 14pt or 16pt type.

Are you really bragging about how much people like your blog commentary?

Booo. BOOOOOOO. Bad. Bad commenter.

Best from the AA comments:

As long as we don’t have to hear that X Ambassadors song “Renegades” on the Jeep ads one more time.

Wait, so you’re telling me that when a team’s best hitter doesn’t hit as well on a given day, that team is more likely to lose a game played on that day?

“he’s gonna make me a cougar someday, isn’t he? dammit.”

You cannot possibly tell me that it would be better to live in 1442 than it would be to live in ancient Rome. Possibly functioning sewer systems, roads, literacy, written penal codes, trials by jury, etc.

At one coffee shop I worked at, one of our regulars was a youngish, obnoxious lady who would order a caramel latte with five shots of espresso in the morning. One day, fed up with her attitude, my coworker on my sly made all her espresso shots decaf.

Yeah, no problem, sorry, I guess it’s a semantic thing. You seem to be disagreeing with the author, and pointing out that athletes are being “compensated” and not “paid”. Which is certainly a distinction that the NCAA makes. I think the author is trying to eliminate that distinction as a semantic and convenient…

I remember back when MTV used to show music videos about crying!

Turns out he was the only woman on Ashley Madison

I think a lot of the DC sports’ fans were absolutely in love with the guy that first preseason and regular season, and they were very forgiving of some of RG3’s social mistakes - bringing his father into the locker room when no other parents were allowed, putting up a wedding gift registry so that fans could buy him…

Like a sports-business The Colbert Report, but being done in the open, as if it’s real? That be Kaufman-esque genius.

I live in the media market (well, *slightly* outside the market), and am deluged daily with RGIII-related items, so I feel I’m qualified to say this:

Btw if you re-read your post, all its filled with is you trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about by using a vocabulary in conjunction with your inability to actually know what you’re talking about. Scientifically speaking “Idiots are more likely to sound X”; let X be how much pretentious bullshit they…