Yup. Give every wannabe-Senna on this site a supercar and within the first week, we’d have enough crash videos to last a year.

Agreed 100%.

Because many (most?) Jalopnik commenters are both convinced they’re the world’s best driver and also unable to afford a really nice car. When accidents like these happen, it validates them on a number of levels, and they are thus amused.

“Help me guys, I’m not good.”

Doctor: Take three of these now, three more before bed, and call me in the morning.

It would be the greatest Depression you’ve ever seen. A very classy, uge Depression.

I know people are surprised and alarmed, but his hand is actually the opposite of a Shocker.

Shoulda’ been you, Adequate Man.

Of course there are conformists is the suburb. And there are plenty of conformists who live in the city, too. In fact, from my experience, I’d say that city-dwellers derive a lot more of their identity from where they live than suburban-dwellers do.

I don’t like suburban living either, but the idea that people who do are ignorant conformists is unfair and not at all true.

“ . . . by Chris Cornell of Audioslave fame.”

Unless it takes you an hour to finish your beer, a foam kookie works just fine, at 10% of the price. And, it can fit in your back pocket when you’re done using it.

Unless it takes you an hour to finish your beer, a foam kookie works just fine, at 10% of the price. And, it can fit…

I like watching the Warriors too, but did baseball steal your promotion and fuck your wife, or something?

I don’t know, on the biggest night of his career, I can imagine him turning off his phone, and/or his family intentionally keeping it from him so he can have his moment before having to deal with the pain.

Right? And you don’t have to watch the NFL?

“if you see my other posts I have never, and am not in any way, suggesting that Tebow’s religious beliefs are keeping him out of the NFL.”

“And his passer rating in the playoffs was 90, so by my rough math, that bumps his actual passer rating to 80.1.”

If you want to cite Passer Rating, instead of cherry-picking your favorite games, let’s look at his whole body of work.

“Hey, I’m just asking the question.” It’s a classic move!

Gators fans may still be true believers, but there are very few people in Colorado (I’ve lived here for almost ten years) who think Tebow is any good.