“Donald Trump, a wrinkly skin balloon filled with farts.”

“Too soon?” Lennon was killed 35 years ago, when Carter was still President, MTV didn’t exist, and gas was $0.65/gallon.

And you let her get away?!?

“There are many, many example of the NFL championing causes precisely to the extent that it helps make them look compassionate and socially aware.”

I cried when Starks went 2-18 and the Knicks lost Game 7 to the Rockets in the ‘94 Finals.

Like Johnny Cash, farming is Country and Rock n’ Roll.

Farming is definitely more quaint, but at least it’s outside and uses heavy equipment.

Good article, but corporate jargon cracks me up. Really, is there anything less “rock and roll” than working in an office?

Get high, put on some good music and go to town.

That’s a mighty broad brush, especially when the data indicate NFL players commit crimes at a lower rate than the general population.

How would this fraud work?

I get your point, even if other people (including, Anna “I WENT TO THE COLUMBIA SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM” Merlan) are willfully missing it.

Kind of like LinkedIn.

I’ve got to hand it to the team over at “You’ve Got This.” They manage to consistently crank out some of the most useless and unfunny videos on the internet.

Well, maybe they just can write it off, then?

“I’m surprised to see that there isn’t a ‘gawker media family style book’”.

Greg LeMond and Andy Hampsten, the only Americans to win the Tour de France, [showed up].

I know there are confirmed instances of Comcast obstructing cancellation orders, but is it really a widespread problem?

“Ashley Benson has been forced to apologize for dressing up as the late Cecil the Lion.”

Jesus. Even if you agree with Jindal’s larger argument about the cause of gun violence (and I don’t), his attack on the killer’s father is shockingly vicious and cruel.