Day is making it an interesting debate, but I’m still taking Spieth. Even if you ignore the prestige of majors, they’re still the tournaments with the toughest fields, making those wins a little extra impressive. Plus, Spieth is leading the money list by a considerable amount.

Who’s the target buyer?

I live in Colorado, and I get high occasionally. It’s an almost-entirely harmless drug, but if it does sometimes produce destructive behavior, we can’t just ignore that because we don’t like that it bolsters our political opponents’ position.

“but if she doesn’t eat we have a backup - desert.”

Unfortunately, Rugby is almost non-stop action. We Americans have extremely short attention spans and much prefer a game that gives us 5 seconds of action followed by 30 seconds of downtime to eat nachos and bitch about our fantasy teams.

Is Jessica Simpson “truly pathetic,” too?

I’m a non-parent, so what do I know, but why isn’t this as simple as saying, “This is what’s for dinner. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat it, but there will be no alternatives.” Kids aren’t going to starve themselves to death, right? The only reason they hold out is because somehow they’ve learned that if…

#1: If you want to have Cousin, you have to finish your Uncle, first.

“I’m so sick of authors who just artlessly shit all over things for hits rather than have any sort of well written, articulated thought or critique.”

You get mad about weird things.

I’ve made the same observation. There’s no way this site is for real.

I’m not saying personal essays can’t be good, but if someone is going to gaze at her navel, the story and writing have to be extraordinarily good.

“The man I called ‘Dad’ passed today.”

“I mean she is obviously a more than competent business woman.”

I reject your premise that announcers regularly offer diagnoses that are more specific than speculating what part of the body is hurt, but beyond that, this didn’t even appear to be a concussion.

“Could someone remind me again why Fiorina is a plausible presidential candidate and Trump is the only joke?”

Right! I will not be condescendingly pandered to by politicians. That’s the job of Jezebel!

Jesus, how old are you, and what the fuck is wrong with you?

Bully.

A nice idea in theory but ultimately, this is ludacris.