Egonosis?

/Expels eight decreasingly large jets of protein-based, organic fluid for non-procreative purposes.

I remember that whole dust-up. A quick google search tells me that was 8 years ago. The Snorg Girl was the big thing at the time. Anyway . . . I doubt I qualify as “prominent commenter,” but I am a Wake grad and had nothing to do with it. Jeez, when Skip died he took our basketball program with him!

1,000 comments per night, half of which were “CandaceParkersSecretLover” detailing his failings with women. Good times.

God, what have I been doing with my life?