The worst part of this madness is that this kind of insane physique can only be achieved through constant and ever escalating physical torture. You can’t even enjoy looking this way because you’re starving, exhausted, and having to constantly jack up your workouts/diet to keep ahead of your body’s desperate attempts…

Two years of training! Either she isn’t human or she is on something.

Nintendo just casually rolling out the beta to a Zelda Maker game.

A mediocre kid of a rich music engineer in NY gets a music gig on SNL. I smell nepotism. Privilege of the wealthy and connected at the very least. She was terrible. Her stage name is stupid. Pass. *I’m gay and I approve this message*

King Princess: “Don’t just make me out to be a queer singer”

Glad I only bought 2 of those as well.

Seems the dyno wasn’t the only one that thought it was AWD...

Yeah I have restarted over plenty of times especially in RPG games, its mostly because I can’t remember WTF I was originally going for in a build or as what type of character I was in that save. “Was I playing as a bad guy this save? Did I go the goody two shoes route this save? Ah fuck it let me just start over!”.

Next time someone asks if you’re brother and sister, say “yes” and then start furiously making out.

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Usually the one who is paranoid about cheating is the one who is most likely to be the cheater. They fear the other will do what they themselves are capable of. So dump her because she is jealous and abusive, but also because she will cheat on you eventually.

“Of course they are!” Trump agreed. “When they’re the father and your son’s entire career is dependent on that, they own you. Sean, that’s what it is.”

I keep getting this and the Outer Worlds confused with each other.

I can’t wait for Clerks 6, which will be about the Clerks making a movie about their Clerks making Clerks.

“I will not be a smiling face on camera that tacitly endorses this decision.”

I really like the way he put this. 

I vote to actually make these names canon.

Holy hell, people are stupid. How did this many people not detect the

That's the joke.