Wen are they going to let this die and realize it is a failure? It's like owning a shitty car that keeps breaking down. At some point you just have to stop and cut your loses. 

Need for Speed on the PSX. 

Sorry to break it to you sheeple, but we haven't been to the moon. Wake up! The lizard kings are here. /s

Are they more durable or still trash?

I need Joy-Cons that are more durable. 

This is terrible.  

I was afraid that would be the answer. 

Usually not, but these are not as durable as mose Nintendo controllers. 

That's a big worry for me. $60 to $70 for Joy-Cons of $200 for a new console? Lol. 

I want to know about migration to a new system and running one profile on two systems. How is Nintendo handling that?

It has definitely upped my gaming time. The portability is a boon when I'm working and such. The only down side is the cheap ass Joy-Cons. I'm a substantial human being and I've been through 3 sets already. 

Then buy a regular one. 

What’s the final verdict with these tests? I’m nervous to do said tests because then they have your DNA and can use it for whatever purpose. On the flip side I’m a pretty upstanding citizen and have no plans to change that. Should I take one?

What's his number? I have a 98 for sale. 103,000 miles. 

Is this thing going to be sturdy? I'm sick of buying Joy-Cons and I certainly don't want to buy a whole fucking system when it breaks. 

Here’s to hoping.

I feel bad for the timelines that don't have the pleasure of this song. 

That scene was great. I thought he was going to make the Chewie noise and then they bust out and entire musical number. Brilliant. 

Give me a Zelda themed one!