President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

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Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

I thought it was hilarious a Boston native was lecturing someone else about racism.

Ignoring all the surrounding details of the game (Spygate, the fact that it was the Pats 3rd in 4 years, it being in Jacksonville) I’m still mad that it was a game that was entirely winnable from the Eagles side. And, I will stand by the fact that it was more that the Eagles shot themselves in the foot and lost…

Yeah, it’s enough to make you throw up.

I always felt bad for Eagles fans. Not only did the Eagles lose in a maddening fashion, and Patriots fans don’t care about that one, but that Super Bowl was in Jacksonville. JACKSONVILLE.

I love how the Patriots beating the Eagles in the SuperBowl meant next to nothing to their fans and I literally wept. This city still hasn’t gotten over them taping practices and signals and they don’t even care that they won that one. Massholes.

Racism? At an Indians game?

As a Lions fan then, you should know that every coach he’s had in the pros has said he’s great with the clipboard and in the film room. That’s exactly the kind of guy you want as a backup to a young QB like Goff. I agree his play was never great, but as a QB3 he’s perfect.

Irony is losing to Minutemen on a last-second-that-lasts-five-seconds shot.

you do not need a doctor. you need anyone with irish ancestry who’s lost a grandparent to cirrhosis. basically the only question is if his liver or his heart is going to kill him.

A fair stance. Personally I prefer the vomit route because I’m a notorious quick-yakker. Regardless what’s inside and needs to come out, 2 or 3 heaves max and it’s all out. Quick brush of the teeth and some listerine, game over.

I nominate myself for dumbest person in the world. I was staring at the hoop in the middle and it took three times for me to see that there were other hoops.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

Good thing his name isn’t Jerry Fuck.

I used to work security at concerts while in college back in the mid 90's, which was odd considering I’m not a big guy. It was me, my even smaller brother, and a few dozen huge fucking guys who played football at SU.

I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea

If you didn’t see Phish in the 90s you missed out maaaaaan.

Just like we should apparently retire “no one” because no one can spell it. Same goes for subordinate clauses starting with “because” pretending to be complete sentences.