Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

It’s tough because I think he thinks the whole “Stay quiet and make your money” thing is a virtue but I do think he’s kind of right in as much as we generally don’t see athletes talking about divisive political issues. It basically took something as monumental as electing the current idiot president and the police…

My parents are just a few years older than Trump, but technically not boomers since both were born during the war. I think it’s less his generation, and more being a failson. The guy has never had to work, really work, a day in his life. His father was the self-made man. Trump inherited from him, and I think has a…

I find myself thinking that President Trump is not merely one of the worst people his generation produced, but the embodiment of the collective id of that generation. Thin-skinned, venal, looking for someone else to blame and so very, very scared of changes.

Think about this:

In this alternate universe where they make the field goal, I picture Pitt then making a great defensive stand, getting the ball back, driving down to 4th and goal on the 2...

+1 I don’t know if this is underappreciated, but I liked it

That’s why you should always have a favorite child, and one that just doesn’t quite live up to expectations.

• As your supply of children depletes during the struggle, remember, you can always make more.

You can’t outrun a mountain lion, but you can outrun small children.

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

Unlike in this story, I feel confident that you did not end up making her choke though.

I once had a cougar bite my dick but she apologized afterwards. Nevertheless, I backed slowly away.

I can see the confusion. Players from the same team usually don't swap jerseys.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

“Mr. Davis, your case against Mr. Gruden has no standing as there was an exchange of Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper for future magic beans. That Mr. Gruden ate those beans thinking it would put ‘pep in his step’ is not the Court’s concern.”