Goddamnit... I wasted a click on this?

Does the Wiggins/Love trade count? I know they won and what not but I still would have not done that.

This whole article is a miss Giri...

Ice cream in a mini helmet. Obviously number one choice. The rest of this is an abomination to lists.

This is not the Kinja we asked for; it’s the Kinja we deserve.

My fiance and I are going through something similar. I want her to keep her name since she already has a business going but she’s worried about what we’ll do with the kids (my vote would be to hyphonate)

When our society is ash and the next dominant species is combing through the rubble. They will look to your Deadcast headlines as by far the best click bate ever created.

For whatever reason, it won’t let me reply to the actual article, just to Barry. I’m gonna be livin that grey life either way so...

Um... excuse me... I married my corgies. They love each other; TO DEATH. Don’t put your hang ups on my dogs

To be fair, genitalia and height have played a major part in the last 44 presidents.

First of all, well played and touche.

None of those teams were so bad that players wouldn’t even talk to them. There’s going to be a FA bonanza after the TV contract comes in play, you know who will get no one?

It looks like a uterus made of dicks.

When people that are against better gun control say, “enforce the laws we have” gun lobbies GUTTED the ATF and tied their hands in any way possible.

I saw a nipple once when I was 15, I’ve been permenantly scarred. I can get get pepperoni on pizza. I’m TERRIFIED of turkey readiness buttons; and I can’t even talk about my issues with animal nudity (SO GROSS)

I think you pulled it off.

I had to reread the quotes a couple of times to get what he was trying to say. And then he spent five paragraphs saying the same thing that Abby and Donovan were trying to say only in a more nuanced way.

I’ll believe it when I see hastily put together presidential candidate twitter responses.

Internal sources close to management confirmed that Holmes has been released from the team for play not within Process parameters. Hinkie cited the, “constant and unending sorrow” clause embedded in all Sixer contracts.

“How long do you think it would take to teach George Washington (if he were somehow brought back to life)“